tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18609857.post-1153311435807498602006-07-19T08:12:00.000-04:002006-07-19T08:17:15.823-04:00Oops.If you have a craving for an egg salad sandwich, make sure you pay attention while the eggs are boiling.<br /><br />Otherwise all the water in the pan will evaporate and then the eggs will begin exploding, shooting steaming hot ovid projectiles all over the kitchen. You will get to play 'dodge the missile eggs' while trying to slam a lid onto the pot. You will be laughed at by children who still think the height of comedy is a nice loud armpit fart. You will never get your damn sandwich.<br /><br />And burned eggs <em>stink.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!--
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